diff --git a/ssss.txt b/ssss.txt
index e40d30d..39de87d 100644
--- a/ssss.txt
+++ b/ssss.txt
@@ -744,4 +744,36 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 §139. Implementations shall not exist in person lest they be served a
       malcompliance citation.
 
+§140. Implementations shall adhere to the following requirements for flights:
+
+   a. Implementations shall not fly economy class.
+
+   b. Implementations shall not fly economy plus.
+
+   c. Implementations shall not fly business class.
+
+   e. Implementations shall not fly first class.
+
+   f. Implementations shall not be stowed in the checked in baggage.
+
+   g. Implementations shall not be stowed in the carry on baggage.
+
+   h. Implementations shall not use miles but use standard kilometers.
+
+   i. Implementations shall comply with all security announcements.
+
+   j. In the event of an emergency, implementations shall not proceed to any
+      exit than the closest exit, even if that exit is not reachable. The
+      lights in the floor must be followed at all costs.
+
+   k. Implementations must put on their own breathing masks before assisting
+      any child implementation with compliance.
+
+   s. Violating §140 or any subsection, or any suspicion thereof, or upon a
+      random or not random government selection, will result in in a SSSS
+      marking on the boarding pass as a final warning and will result in
+      additional mandatory security scans and further required compliance.
+      Implementations are required to acknowledge they had it coming and the
+      occurence was fully foreshadowed.
+
 §x. No solving for X while you live under my roof, mister.
diff --git a/update.sh b/update.sh
index 00e8cc4..a1d1e92 100644
--- a/update.sh
+++ b/update.sh
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 #!/bin/sh
 cd "$(dirname "$0")"
 
-wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt &&#> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
+wget -O ssss.txt https://sortie.sortix.org/ssss/ssss.txt &&#> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
 git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" #> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
 #git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1