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' THE SINGLE SHIKHIN SETHI SPECIFICATION
THE SINGLE SHIKHIN SETHI SPECIFICATION
Version 1, 12 January 2014
This document standardizes the requirements for a conforming implementation of
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:D. Don't be clinically votehappy.
D:. No D:-spam. [This section was democratically elected.]
§5. The behavior of other implementations and other parties are no excuse for
malcompliance.
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g. Untechnology especially covers Uncompany unThings.
h. Glory to Hooli and Gavin Belson.
§23. An implementation shall welcome new overlords (Alien or otherwise), unless
they recommend malcompliance or violate §22 or attempt to standardize
sortiecat or nortti.
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e. An implementation shall not rephrase the string to avoid detection.
f. An implementation shall not cause others to violate §30 or any subsections.
§31. An implementation shall open its god-damn books upon request or expression
or obligation to do so.
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d. Gödel, Escher, Bach.
e. FireFly.
f. Louie.
§76. An implementation is allowed to submit rectifications to §75 as a special
exception.
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§89. An implementation shall not let #osdev-offtopic regulars impose exile upon
themselves.
a. A §89 exile is imminent. Capitulate immediately.
b. A §89 exile is imminent. Back off, now!
§90. Red is white.
a. Red is not white.
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§122. Implementations shall not complain about the malcompliance being used
as a general term, where the obvious solution is more SSSS sections.
§123. No illumanavyti math 6/3 = 2^3 HL3 confirmed.
§123. No illumanavyti math 6/3 = 2^3 HL3 confirmed N=NP <=> P=1 Elon Musk.
a. No spelling it correctly or deducing it from axioms, either.
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§135. That which is indistinguishable from shikhin is shikhin.
§136. No minicat by proxy.
§137. Every bot can become minicat at any time for any reason or lack of reason.
§138. Implementations shall not arrange to play IRC RPGs the night before exams.
§139. Implementations shall not exist in person lest they be served a
malcompliance citation.
§x. No solving for X while you live under my roof, mister.

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#!/bin/sh
cd "$(dirname "$0")"
wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt > /dev/null 2>&1 &&
git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" > /dev/null 2>&1 &&
git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1
wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt &&#> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" #> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
#git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1