diff --git a/ssss.txt b/ssss.txt
index e898d67..e40d30d 100644
--- a/ssss.txt
+++ b/ssss.txt
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-'                     THE SINGLE SHIKHIN SETHI SPECIFICATION
+                     THE SINGLE SHIKHIN SETHI SPECIFICATION
                            Version 1, 12 January 2014
 
 This document standardizes the requirements for a conforming implementation of
@@ -110,6 +110,8 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 
  :D. Don't be clinically votehappy.
 
+ D:. No D:-spam. [This section was democratically elected.]
+
 §5. The behavior of other implementations and other parties are no excuse for
     malcompliance.
 
@@ -234,6 +236,8 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 
   g. Untechnology especially covers Uncompany unThings.
 
+  h. Glory to Hooli and Gavin Belson.
+
 §23. An implementation shall welcome new overlords (Alien or otherwise), unless
      they recommend malcompliance or violate §22 or attempt to standardize
      sortiecat or nortti.
@@ -278,6 +282,8 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 
   e. An implementation shall not rephrase the string to avoid detection.
 
+  f. An implementation shall not cause others to violate §30 or any subsections.
+
 §31. An implementation shall open its god-damn books upon request or expression
      or obligation to do so.
 
@@ -461,6 +467,10 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 
   d. Gödel, Escher, Bach.
 
+  e. FireFly.
+
+  f. Louie.
+
 §76. An implementation is allowed to submit rectifications to §75 as a special
      exception.
 
@@ -527,6 +537,10 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 §89. An implementation shall not let #osdev-offtopic regulars impose exile upon
      themselves.
 
+  a. A §89 exile is imminent. Capitulate immediately.
+
+  b. A §89 exile is imminent. Back off, now!
+
 §90. Red is white.
 
   a. Red is not white.
@@ -684,7 +698,7 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 §122. Implementations shall not complain about the malcompliance being used
       as a general term, where the obvious solution is more SSSS sections.
 
-§123. No illumanavyti math 6/3 = 2^3 HL3 confirmed.
+§123. No illumanavyti math 6/3 = 2^3 HL3 confirmed N=NP <=> P=1 Elon Musk.
 
    a. No spelling it correctly or deducing it from axioms, either.
 
@@ -721,4 +735,13 @@ An implementation is any system subject to his specification.
 
 §135. That which is indistinguishable from shikhin is shikhin.
 
+§136. No minicat by proxy.
+
+§137. Every bot can become minicat at any time for any reason or lack of reason.
+
+§138. Implementations shall not arrange to play IRC RPGs the night before exams.
+
+§139. Implementations shall not exist in person lest they be served a
+      malcompliance citation.
+
 §x. No solving for X while you live under my roof, mister.
diff --git a/update.sh b/update.sh
index 4c58de4..00e8cc4 100644
--- a/update.sh
+++ b/update.sh
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 #!/bin/sh
 cd "$(dirname "$0")"
 
-wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt > /dev/null 2>&1 &&
-git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" > /dev/null 2>&1 &&
-git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1
+wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt &&#> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
+git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" #> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
+#git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1