diff --git a/bash/every-chmod b/bash/every-chmod
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--- /dev/null
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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+perms=(___ __x _w_ _wx r__ r_x rw_ rwx)
+
+perms() {
+  local perm perm_str
+
+  for perm do
+    perm_str=$perm_str${perms[$perm]}
+  done
+
+  printf %s "$perm_str"
+}
+
+for owner in {0..7}; do
+  for group in {0..7}; do
+    for universe in {0..7}; do
+      printf 'chmod_%s() {\n' "$(perms "$owner" "$group" "$universe")"
+      printf '    chmod %d%d%d "$@"\n' "$owner" "$group" "$universe"
+      printf '}\n'
+      printf '\n'
+    done
+  done
+done