diff --git a/rowbot b/rowbot
index d223d2c..791c4d6 100755
--- a/rowbot
+++ b/rowbot
@@ -1088,6 +1088,22 @@ hook_post_NICK_alternick() {
   fi
 }
 
+hook_cmd_limes() {
+  local limes
+
+  case $action in
+  uplime)
+    (( limes = (RANDOM % 42) + 1 ))
+
+    if [[ $from = Time-Warp ]]; then
+      limes=42
+    fi
+
+    (( limeification = (limes * 100) / 42 ))
+    privmsg "$to" "$limes limes (limes to $limeification%)"
+  esac
+}
+
 ###
 # driver
 ###