diff --git a/happybot/rmlog.sh b/happybot/rmlog.sh
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+#!/usr/bin/env ash
+
+. /home/zgrep/offtopiabday/happybot/common.sh
+
+irc | while read -r n m; do
+	m="$(var "$m" | tr 'A-Z' 'a-z')"
+	if reg '^((happy|hate)bot[:,]? ?)(rm|destroy|boom|wipe) ?(the)? ?logs?$' "$m"; then
+		echo -n '' > '/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/'"$chan"'/out'
+		echo 'Logs have been wiped.' | zwsp | say;
+	fi;
+done;