diff --git a/color.py b/color.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..50bd40a
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+++ b/color.py
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+special = {
+        'heart': '\u2764',
+        'zwsp': '\u200b',
+        }
+
+colors = {name: code for code, *names in map(str.split, '''
+00 white w
+01 black b
+02 blue navy navyblue
+03 green
+04 red 05 brown maroon
+06 purple
+07 orange olive
+08 yellow
+09 lightgreen lime
+10 teal greenbluecyan
+11 lightcyan cyan aqua
+12 lightblue royalblue royal
+13 pink lightpurple fuchsia
+14 grey gray
+15 lightgrey lightgray silver
+99 default
+'''.strip().split('\n')) for name in names}
+
+from sys import argv
+chan = argv[1]
+output = ''
+for arg in argv[2:]:
+    try:
+        if arg[0] == '-':
+            arg = arg[1:]
+            if arg[0] == '-':
+                output += arg
+            elif arg in special:
+                output += special[arg]
+            elif arg[0] == 'x':
+                output += chr(int(arg[1:]))
+            elif ',' in arg:
+                a, b = arg.split(',')
+                output += '\x03' + colors[a] + ',' + colors[b]
+            else:
+                output += '\x03' + colors[arg]
+        else:
+            output += arg
+    except:
+        continue
+
+with open('/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/' + chan + '/in', 'w') as fh:
+    fh.write(output + '\n')
diff --git a/comics.py b/comics.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..48fdf3c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/comics.py
@@ -0,0 +1,259 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+from subprocess import Popen, PIPE
+from urllib.request import urlopen, quote, Request
+from json import loads as dejson
+from re import compile as regex
+
+def cmd(args):
+    proc = Popen(args, stdout=PIPE)
+    while True:
+        line = proc.stdout.readline()
+        if line:
+            line = line[:-1]
+            yield str(line, 'utf-8', 'ignore')
+        else:
+            break
+
+# Imports are finished, as is the preparation for things later.
+# Time to implement the searchers!
+
+def relevantxkcd(query):
+    try:
+        url = "https://relevantxkcd.appspot.com/process?action=xkcd&query=" + quote(query)
+        req = urlopen(url)
+        if req.code != 200:
+            return None
+        res = req.read().split()
+        sure = float(res[0])
+        if sure < 0.07:
+            return None
+        num = int(res[2])
+        return 'https://xkcd.com/' + str(num)
+    except:
+        return None
+
+def explainxkcd(query):
+    try:
+        url = "https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/api.php?action=query&list=search&srwhat=text&format=json&srsearch=" + quote(query)
+        url = Request(url, headers={'User-Agent': 'Mozilla'})
+        req = urlopen(url)
+        if req.code != 200:
+            return None
+        res = dejson(req.read().decode())
+        for item in res['query']['search']:
+            try:
+                num = int(item['title'].split(':')[0])
+                return 'https://xkcd.com/' + str(num)
+            except:
+                pass
+        return None
+    except:
+        return None
+
+googleapi = 'AIzaSyDr1gkHH-18QheEJpdGwUMmhYYvtlIJ3bA'
+googlecse = '017423361205507730360:p6-h8trjn5c'
+googlereg = regex(r'xkcd\.com/(\d+)')
+
+def googlexkcd(query):
+    try:
+        url = 'https://www.googleapis.com/customsearch/v1?key=' + googleapi + '&cx=' + googlecse + '&q=' + quote(query)
+        req = urlopen(url)
+        if req.code != 200:
+            return None
+        print('| | Opened URL, status code 200.')
+        res = dejson(req.read().decode())
+        print('| | Decoded JSON.')
+        for item in res['items']:
+            print('| | Checking:', item['link'])
+            match = googlereg.search(item['link'])
+            try:
+                num = int(match.group(1))
+                print('| | Found a match:', num)
+                return 'https://xkcd.com/' + str(num)
+            except:
+                pass
+        return None
+    except:
+        return None
+
+tvtropesapi = 'AIzaSyCVAXiUzRYsML1Pv6RwSG1gunmMikTzQqY'
+tvtropescse = '006443654034974345143:kc4pt9dnkle'
+def googletvtropes(query):
+    try:
+        url = 'https://www.googleapis.com/customsearch/v1element?key=' + tvtropesapi + '&cx=' + tvtropescse + '&q=' + quote(query)
+        req = urlopen(url)
+        if req.code != 200:
+            return None
+        print('| | Opened URL, status code 200.')
+        res = dejson(req.read().decode())
+        print('| | Decoded JSON.')
+        if 'results' in res.keys() and res['results']:
+            return(res['results'][0]['url'])
+        print('| | No results.')
+        return None
+    except:
+        return None
+
+def numberxkcd(segment):
+    query = ''
+    original = segment
+    while segment and segment[0].isdigit():
+        query += segment[0]
+        segment = segment[1:]
+    if query:
+        return 'https://xkcd.com/' + query, '', segment
+    return '', '', original
+
+# Righty, so all our searching mechanisms are above us. Let's table 'em up in a dict.
+
+methods = {
+    'xkcd': (relevantxkcd, googlexkcd, explainxkcd),
+#    'smbc': (),
+#    'satw': (),
+#    'ssss': (),
+    'tvtropes': (googletvtropes,),
+    }
+
+# They return answer, query, segment
+special = {
+    'xkcd': numberxkcd,
+    }
+
+# Now for matching quotes.
+
+matching = [
+        ('"', '"'),
+        ("'", "'"),
+        ('“', '”'),
+        ('„', '”', '“'),
+        ('<', '>'),
+        ('«', '»'),
+        ('»', '«'),
+        ('‹', '›'),
+        ('《', '》'),
+        ('〈', '〉'),
+        ('「', '」'),
+        ('﹁', '﹂'),
+        ('『', '』'),
+        ('﹃', '﹄'),
+        ('(', ')'),
+        ('[', ']'),
+        ('{', '}'),
+        ('【', '】'),
+        ('〔', '〕'),
+        ('⦗', '⦘'),
+        ('〖', '〗'),
+        ('〘', '〙'),
+        ('‚', '’', '‘'),
+        ('lu', "li'u")
+        ]
+
+
+# And for an attempt to extract a comic.
+
+def attempt(line):
+    output = []
+    segment = line
+
+    while segment:
+        i = len(segment)
+        c = ''
+        for comic in methods.keys():
+            try:
+                n = segment.index(comic + '!')
+                if n < i:
+                    i = n
+                    c = comic
+            except:
+                pass
+
+        if not c:
+            # We have not found any comic-related things in this line. Bye!
+            return None
+        print('Searching for ' + c + ':')
+
+        i += len(c) + 1 # len(comic + '!')
+        segment = segment[i:] # Right, skippity skip.
+        query = ''
+
+        # Special cases.
+        if c in special.keys():
+            print("| There's a special case:")
+            result, query, segment = special[c](segment)
+            if result:
+                print("| | Result:", result)
+                output.append(result)
+                continue
+            if not query:
+                print("| | Special case did not match.")
+
+        if not query:
+            # See if there's a quoted thing.
+            for pair in matching:
+                start, *ends = pair
+                l = len(start)
+                if segment[:l] != start:
+                    continue
+                print('| Found matching initial quote:', start)
+                segment = segment[l:]
+                for end in ends:
+                    try:
+                        i = segment.index(end)
+                        query = segment[:i]
+                        segment = segment[i + len(end):]
+                        print('| Found matching end:', end)
+                        break
+                    except:
+                        pass
+                if query:
+                    break
+        
+        if not query:
+            while segment:
+                if not segment[0].isspace():
+                    query += segment[0]
+                    segment = segment[1:]
+                else:
+                    break
+            if '_' in query:
+                print('| Replacing "_" with " ".')
+                query = query.replace('_', ' ')
+            elif '-' in query:
+                print('| Replacing "-" with " ".')
+                query = query.replace('-', ' ')
+        
+        if query:
+            query = query.strip()
+            print('| Searching for:', query)
+            for method in methods[c]:
+                print('| Search using:', method.__name__)
+                result = method(query)
+                if result is not None:
+                    output.append(result)
+                    print('| Result:', result)
+                    break
+
+    return ' '.join(output)
+
+# Connect it to happybot.
+
+from sys import argv
+
+if len(argv) != 3:
+    print('Usage: ./xkcd.py out in')
+    exit(1)
+
+for line in cmd(['tail', '-f', argv[1]]):
+    line = line.split(' ', 3)[3]
+    # ACTIONs shmacktions, I don't give a char 'bout that.
+    if line[:8] == '\x01ACTION ' and line[-1] == '\x01':
+        line = line[8:-1]
+    # Oh, oh noes! We can't look at these lines! HUMANS ARE EVIL!
+    if line.startswith('\u200b') or line.startswith('nolog:') or line.startswith('[nolog]'):
+        continue
+    # I'm trying... trying...
+    result = attempt(line)
+    if result:
+        with open(argv[2], 'w') as fh:
+            fh.write('\u200b' + result + '\n')
diff --git a/happy b/happy
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..96dd257
--- /dev/null
+++ b/happy
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+echo -e "$(cat /home/zgrep/zwsp)\x02\x0311,01Happy $@! ♥" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/#offtopia/in";
diff --git a/happybot/ichi.py b/happybot/ichi.py
deleted file mode 100644
index 5f6bdb1..0000000
--- a/happybot/ichi.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env python3
-
-import requests as rq
-from lxml import html
-
-from sys import argv
-if len(argv) != 2:
-    print('Not enough arguments. Bug zgrep.')
-    exit(1)
-
-q = argv[1]
-
-r = rq.get('http://ichi.moe/cl/qr/', params={'q': q})
-
-if r.status_code != 200:
-    print('Non-200 status code. Bug zgrep.')
-    exit()
-
-# tree
-t = html.fromstring(r.content)
-
-ichi = ''.join(t.xpath('//span[@class="ds-text"]//text()'))
-
-print(ichi)
diff --git a/happybot/ichi.sh b/happybot/ichi.sh
deleted file mode 100644
index 4c2575d..0000000
--- a/happybot/ichi.sh
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,9 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/env ash
-
-. /home/zgrep/offtopiabday/happybot/common.sh
-
-irc | while read -r n m; do
-	if reg '^(happy|hate)bot[:,] ichi (.*)' "$m"; then
-		python3 happybot/ichi.py "$(m 2)" | say;
-	fi;
-done;
diff --git a/happys b/happys
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9f2277e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/happys
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+echo -e "$(cat /home/zgrep/zwsp)\x02\x0311,01Happy$@! ♥" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/#offtopia/in";
diff --git a/hateweekend b/hateweekend
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fb49c35
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hateweekend
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+rm /home/zgrep/offtopiabday/hateweekfile;
+echo -e "$(cat /home/zgrep/zwsp)\x02\x0304,01I hate how hateweek is over!" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/#offtopia/in";
+echo "/n happybot" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/in";
diff --git a/hateweekstart b/hateweekstart
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..69709ea
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hateweekstart
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+touch /home/zgrep/offtopiabday/hateweekfile;
+echo "/n hatebot" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/in";
+echo -e "$(cat /home/zgrep/zwsp)\x02\x0304,01Hateweek is here! Hate how it's only once a year!" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/#offtopia/in";
diff --git a/hhcdlog.sh b/hhcdlog.sh
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..24e1f2b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hhcdlog.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+happy=':-*D|=D|(：|։|‎܃‎|‎܄‎|᛬|︰|᠃|᠉|⁚|‎׃‎|˸|꞉|∶|ː|ꓽ|⠨|⡁|⠅)(ᴅ|Ⅾ|ⅅ|𝐃|𝐷|𝑫|𝒟|𝓓|𝔇|𝔻|𝕯|𝖣|𝗗|𝘋|𝘿|𝙳|Ꭰ|ᗞ|ᗪ|ꓓ|ᴰ|Ɖ|Ð|⫐|𐌃|Ɒ)'
+tail -n 200 "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/##:d/out" | awk '{if($3=="-!-")gsub(/\([^)]+\)/,"");if(/^\S+ \S+ \S+ :D$/){}else if(/'"$happy"'/){sub(/>.*/, "> [REDACTED: NON-CONFORMANT]")}else{sub(/>.*/, "> [REDACTED: NON-HAPPY]")};print}'
diff --git a/ichi.py b/ichi.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c70b58b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ichi.py
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+from sys import argv
+import re
+import requests as rq
+from lxml import html
+from subprocess import Popen, PIPE
+
+if len(argv) != 2:
+    print('Usage:', argv[0], '#channel')
+    exit(1)
+chan = argv[1]
+
+def cmd(args):
+    proc = Popen(args, stdout=PIPE)
+    while True:
+        line = proc.stdout.readline()
+        if line:
+            try:
+                yield str(line[:-1], 'utf-8', 'ignore')
+            except:
+                pass
+        else:
+            break
+
+fdir = '/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/' + chan
+fin = fdir + '/in'
+fout = fdir + '/out'
+
+def irc():
+    for line in cmd(['tail', '-n', '0', '-f', fout]):
+        date, time, nick, line = line.split(' ', 3)
+        print(line)
+        m = re.match(r'(?i)((happy|hate)bot[:,]\s+ichi|ハピロボット[:,])\s(.+)', line)
+        if m:
+            q = m.group(3)
+            print('Matched!', q)
+            r = get(q)
+            print('Result!', r)
+            with open(fin, 'w') as fh:
+                fh.write(r + '\n')
+
+omitnum = 3
+
+def ichi(q, extra=False):
+    r = rq.get('http://ichi.moe/cl/qr/', params={'q': q})
+    if r.status_code != 200:
+        return 'Non-200 status code. Bug zgrep.'
+    t = html.fromstring(r.content)
+    ichi = ''.join(t.xpath('//span[@class="ds-text"]//text()'))
+    more = ''
+    if extra:
+        e = t.xpath('//span[@class="gloss-desc"]//text()')
+        more = ' - '.join(e[:omitnum])
+        if len(e) > omitnum:
+            more += ' - \x1dmore omitted\x0f'
+        if more:
+            more = ' (' + more + ')'
+    return '"' + ichi + '"' + more
+
+def kanji(q):
+    r = rq.get('http://ichi.moe/cl/kanji/', params={'q': q})
+    if r.status_code != 200:
+        return None
+    if 'No kanji found' in r.text:
+        return None
+    t = html.fromstring(r.content)
+    return 'Not yet implemented.'
+
+def get(q):
+    if len(q) == 1:
+#        k = kanji(q)
+#        if k: return k
+        return ichi(q, True)
+    return ichi(q)
+
+irc()
diff --git a/iiundie b/iiundie
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d9eac02
--- /dev/null
+++ b/iiundie
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+$(cat starter | sed '/load_modules/q')
diff --git a/privmsg b/privmsg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8a86aaa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/privmsg
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+nick="$1"; shift;
+
+echo "/privmsg $nick :$@" >> "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/in";
diff --git a/rfk/rfk.py b/rfk/rfk.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9d72a1f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rfk/rfk.py
@@ -0,0 +1,313 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+from subprocess import Popen, PIPE
+from random import choice, random
+from time import sleep
+from os import chdir
+
+map_url = 'https://zgrep.org/taxreturns/rfk.txt'
+
+# Log.
+
+def logging(msg):
+    with open('log.txt', 'a') as fh:
+        fh.write(msg.strip() + '\n')
+
+# Items.
+
+def get_items():
+    with open('rfk.txt') as fh:
+        return [l.strip() for l in fh]
+
+def add_item(item):
+    items = set(get_items() + [item])
+    with open('rfk.txt', 'w') as fh:
+        fh.write('\n'.join(items) + '\n')
+    logging('add item: ' + item)
+    return 'Added item: ' + item
+
+def del_item(item):
+    items = set(get_items())
+    if item in items:
+        items.remove(item)
+        with open('rfk.txt', 'w') as fh:
+            fh.write('\n'.join(items) + '\n')
+        logging('del item: ' + item)
+        return 'Removed item: ' + item
+    else:
+        removal = None
+        for maybe in items:
+            if maybe.lower().startswith(item.lower()):
+                if removal:
+                    break
+                else:
+                    removal = maybe
+        else:
+            if removal:
+                items.remove(removal)
+                with open('rfk.txt', 'w') as fh:
+                    fh.write('\n'.join(items) + '\n')
+                logging('del item: ' + removal)
+                return 'Removed item: ' + removal
+            else:
+                return 'No items matched: ' + item
+        return 'More than one item matched: ' + item
+
+# Robot finds kitten bits below.
+
+grid = {}
+width, height = 30, 15
+rx, ry = width // 2, height // 2
+percent = 0.1
+blind = False
+found = False
+
+def string(): # prints the grid as a string
+    global grid, rx, ry, width, height, found
+    result = ''
+    for y in range(height):
+        for x in range(width):
+            if (x, y) in grid:
+                item = grid[(x, y)]
+                if found and item[2]:
+                    result += 'K'
+                else:
+                    result += item[0]
+            elif x == rx and y == ry:
+                result += '#'
+            else:
+                result += ' '
+        result += '\n'
+    return result
+
+def move(x, y): # teleports to location
+    global rx, ry, width, height, grid, found
+    if x < 0 or y < 0 or x >= width or y >= height:
+        return 'There is a wall in the way.'
+    elif (x, y) in grid:
+        result = grid[(x, y)]
+        if result[2]:
+            found = True
+        return result[1]
+    else:
+        rx, ry = x, y
+        return None
+
+up    = lambda: move(rx, ry - 1)
+down  = lambda: move(rx, ry + 1)
+left  = lambda: move(rx - 1, ry)
+right = lambda: move(rx + 1, ry)
+
+symbols = '~!@$%^&*()`[]{}=+\\/?|-_;:\'"<>,.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ'
+
+def reset(): # Set up a new game.
+    global width, height, rx, ry, grid, percent, found
+    grid = {}
+    found = False
+    items = get_items()
+    rx, ry = width // 2, height // 2
+    for y in range(height):
+        for x in range(width):
+            if random() <= percent and x != rx and y != ry:
+                grid[(x, y)] = (choice(symbols), choice(items), False)
+    if not grid:
+        kitten = (rx - 2, ry - 2)
+    else:
+        kitten = choice(list(grid))
+    with open('found.txt') as fh:
+        messages = [f.strip('\n') for f in fh.read().strip('\n').split('\n%\n')]
+    grid[kitten] = (choice(symbols), choice(messages), True)
+    if len(grid) == 1:
+        objects = 'there is 1 object'
+    else:
+        objects = 'there are {} objects'.format(len(grid))
+    if not blind:
+        append = 'Map: ' + map_url
+    else:
+        append = 'No map is being made, blind is set to true.'
+    return 'New game! The grid is {} by {}, and {}. You are in the center. {}'\
+            .format(width, height, objects, append)
+
+# Parsing input.
+
+def tofile():
+    global blind
+    if not blind:
+        with open('/home/zgrep/tax/rfk.txt', 'w') as fh:
+            fh.write(string())
+
+def dedup(gen):
+    prev = None
+    for item in gen:
+        if item == prev:
+            continue
+        else:
+            prev = item
+            yield item
+
+def parse(cmd, normalcase):
+    global width, height, percent, blind
+    if all(c in 'udlrnsew^v<>←↑→↓' for c in cmd):
+        for c in cmd:
+            if c in 'u^n↑':
+                yield up()
+            elif c in 'dvs→':
+                yield down()
+            elif c in 'l<w←':
+                yield left()
+            elif c in 'r>e↓':
+                yield right()
+        tofile()
+    elif cmd in ('up', 'north'):
+        yield up()
+        tofile()
+    elif cmd in ('down', 'south'):
+        yield down()
+        tofile()
+    elif cmd in ('left', 'west'):
+        yield left()
+        tofile()
+    elif cmd in ('right', 'east'):
+        yield right()
+        tofile()
+    elif cmd.startswith('size '):
+        cmd = cmd.replace('size ', '', 1)
+        try:
+            w, h = map(int, cmd.split('x'))
+            w = min(max(w, 5), 1000)
+            h = min(max(h, 5), 1000)
+            width, height = w, h
+            yield reset()
+            tofile()
+            yield topic()
+        except:
+            yield 'The correct format for size is 10x10.'
+    elif cmd.startswith('blind '):
+        cmd = cmd.replace('blind ', '', 1)
+        if ' ' not in cmd:
+            if cmd in ('true', 'yes', 'on', '1'):
+                blind = True
+                with open('/home/zgrep/tax/rfk.txt', 'w') as fh:
+                    fh.write('Blind is turned on, no map is being generated.\n')
+                yield topic()
+                yield 'Blind has been set to true, no new maps with be generated.'
+            elif cmd in ('false', 'no', 'off', '0'):
+                blind = False
+                tofile()
+                yield topic()
+                yield 'Blind has been turned off, a map has been generated: ' + map_url
+            else:
+                yield 'Expected either true or false.'
+    elif cmd.startswith('prob '):
+        cmd = cmd.replace('prob ', '', 1)
+        try:
+            m = 1
+            if cmd[-1] == '%':
+                cmd = cmd[:-1]
+                m = 0.01
+            p = min(max(m*float(cmd), 0), 1)
+            percent = p
+            yield reset()
+            tofile()
+            yield topic()
+        except:
+            yield 'The correct format for prob is 0.1 or 10%.'
+    elif cmd.startswith('add item '):
+        yield add_item(normalcase[9:])
+    elif cmd.startswith('del item '):
+        yield del_item(normalcase[9:])
+    elif cmd in ('reset', 'new game', 'restart'):
+        yield reset()
+        tofile()
+        yield topic()
+    elif cmd == 'help':
+        yield 'Commands: size, prob, add item, del item, up (north), down (south), left (west), right (east), new game, blind, map, help.'
+        yield '^<>vudlrnsew becomes up left right down up down left right north south east west. Only the one-character short commands can be chained together in one IRC message.'
+        if not blind:
+            yield 'A map of the grid can be found at: {}'.format(map_url)
+        else:
+            yield 'Currently blind is set to true, and therefore no map of the grid is generated. But normally, it would be found here: {}'.format(map_url)
+    elif cmd in ('map', 'grid'):
+        yield map_url
+    elif cmd == 'size':
+        yield '{} by {}'.format(width, height)
+    elif cmd == 'prob':
+        s = 's'
+        if len(grid) == 1: s = ''
+        yield '{}%, with {} object{} on the current grid.'\
+                .format(percent*100, len(grid), s)
+    elif cmd == 'blind':
+        yield ('blind is set to false, a map is being generated.',
+              'blind is set to true, no map is being generated.')[blind]
+
+# IRC-specific bits below.
+
+def topic():
+    global found, width, height, grid
+    s = 's'
+    if len(grid) == 1: s = ''
+    append = 'No map.'
+    if not blind:
+        append = 'Map: ' + map_url
+    finding = ''
+    if found is True:
+        finding = ' Kitten has been found!'
+    elif found:
+        finding = ' Kitten has been found by {}!'.format(found)
+    return '/t Robot finds kitten. To play, type "help". | The grid is {} by {}, and has {} object{}.{} {}'\
+            .format(width, height, len(grid), s, finding, append)
+
+def cmd(args):
+    proc = Popen(args, stdout=PIPE)
+    while True:
+        line = proc.stdout.readline()
+        if line:
+            try:
+                yield str(line[:-1], 'utf-8', 'ignore')
+            except:
+                pass
+        else:
+            break
+
+def begin(fin, fout):
+    global found
+
+    fin = '/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/' + fin
+    fout = '/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/' + fout
+
+    def send(msg):
+        if msg:
+            with open(fin, 'w') as fh:
+                fh.write(msg.strip() + '\n')
+
+    send(reset())
+    tofile()
+    send(topic())
+
+    for line in cmd(['tail', '-n', '0', '-f', fout]):
+        _, _, nick, line = line.split(' ', 3)
+        nick = nick[1:-1]
+        if nick in ('happybot', 'hatebot'):
+            continue
+        output = list(dedup(parse(line.lower(), line)))
+        if found is True:
+            found = nick
+            with open('finders.txt', 'a') as fh:
+                fh.write(found + '\n')
+            send(topic())
+        time = 0
+        if len(output) > 3:
+            time = 0.5
+        for line in output:
+            send(line)
+            sleep(time)
+
+from sys import argv
+
+if len(argv) != 3:
+    print('Usage: in out')
+    exit(1)
+
+chdir('/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/rfk')
+
+begin(*argv[1:])
diff --git a/urls.py b/urls.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1a69df4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/urls.py
@@ -0,0 +1,140 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+
+def sizeof_fmt(num, suffix='B'):
+    for unit in ['','Ki','Mi','Gi','Ti','Pi','Ei','Zi']:
+        if abs(num) < 1024.0:
+            return "%3.1f%s%s" % (num, unit, suffix)
+        num /= 1024.0
+    return "%.1f%s%s" % (num, 'Yi', suffix)
+
+from re import compile as regex
+
+urls = regex(r'(?:(?:https?|ftp)://)(?:\S+(?::\S*)?@)?(?:(?!(?:10|127)(?:\.\d{1,3}){3})(?!(?:169\.254|192\.168)(?:\.\d{1,3}){2})(?!172\.(?:1[6-9]|2\d|3[0-1])(?:\.\d{1,3}){2})(?:[1-9]\d?|1\d\d|2[01]\d|22[0-3])(?:\.(?:1?\d{1,2}|2[0-4]\d|25[0-5])){2}(?:\.(?:[1-9]\d?|1\d\d|2[0-4]\d|25[0-4]))|(?:(?:[a-z\u00a1-\uffff0-9]-*)*[a-z\u00a1-\uffff0-9]+)(?:\.(?:[a-z\u00a1-\uffff0-9]-*)*[a-z\u00a1-\uffff0-9]+)*(?:\.(?:[a-z\u00a1-\uffff]{2,}))\.?)(?::\d{2,5})?(?:[/?#]\S*)?')
+
+from subprocess import Popen, PIPE
+
+def cmd(*args):
+    proc = Popen(args, stdout=PIPE)
+    while True:
+        line = proc.stdout.readline()
+        if line:
+            try:
+                yield str(line[:-1], 'utf-8', 'ignore')
+            except:
+                pass
+        else:
+            break
+
+from sys import argv
+
+if len(argv) != 2:
+    print('Usage:', argv[0], '#channel')
+    exit(1)
+
+chan = '/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/' + argv[1]
+
+from urllib.request import Request, urlopen
+
+def quote(url):
+    res = ''
+    for c in url:
+        if ord(c) > 127:
+            res += ''.join('%' + hex(b)[2:] for b in c.encode('utf-8'))
+        else:
+            res += c
+    return res
+
+irccloud_none = 'irccloud.com/pastebin/'
+irccloud_with = irccloud_none + 'raw/'
+
+for line in cmd('tail', '-n', '0', '-f', chan + '/out'):
+    date, time, nick, line = line.split(' ', 3)
+    nick = nick[1:-1]
+    if nick in ('happybot', 'hatebot'):
+        continue
+    result = []
+    print('Doing line:', line)
+    for url in urls.findall(line):
+        url = quote(url)
+        if irccloud_none in url and irccloud_with not in url:
+            result.append(url.replace(irccloud_none, irccloud_with, 1))
+            continue
+        if url[-5:] == '.gifv': # hack for imgur gifv's
+            url = url[:-5]
+            print('| Got gifv:', url)
+            try:
+                r = urlopen(Request(url + '.mp4', method='HEAD'))
+                contenttype = r.getheader('content-type')
+                length1 = r.getheader('content-length')
+                r.close()
+            except:
+                print('| Could not get mp4.')
+            if 'video' not in contenttype.lower():
+                print('| Video is not a video?')
+                result.append('???')
+                continue
+            try:
+                r = urlopen(Request(url + '.gif', method='HEAD'))
+                contenttype = r.getheader('content-type')
+                length2 = r.getheader('content-length')
+                r.close()
+            except:
+                print('| Could not get gif.')
+            if 'image' not in contenttype.lower():
+                print('| Image is not an image?')
+                result.append('???')
+                continue
+            try:
+                length1 = int(length1)
+                length2 = int(length2)
+            except:
+                print('| Lengths are not ints.')
+                continue
+            if length1 <= length2:
+                url += '.mp4'
+                length = length1
+            else:
+                url += '.gif'
+                length = length2
+            result.append(url + ' ' + sizeof_fmt(length))
+            continue
+        print('| Got URL:', url)
+        rq = Request(url, method='HEAD')
+        try:
+            r = urlopen(rq)
+            contenttype = r.getheader('content-type').lower()
+            length = r.getheader('content-length')
+            r.close()
+            print('| | HEAD request completed.')
+            download = 0 # 0 ignore, 1 get from HEAD, 2+ get from HEAD otherwise GET
+            if 'image' in contenttype:
+                download = 2 # download images, fine...
+            elif 'video' in contenttype:
+                download = 1 # Eh... I'll draw the line at videos.
+            if download > 0:
+                if length:
+                    try:
+                        b = int(length)
+                    except:
+                        b = -1
+                elif download > 1:
+                    try:
+                        rq = Request(url, method='HEAD')
+                        r = urlopen(rq)
+                        b = len(r.read())
+                        r.close()
+                        print('| | Normal request required and complete.')
+                    except:
+                        b = -1
+                        print('| | Normal request required and failed.')
+                if b < 0:
+                    print('| | Failure.')
+                    result.append('???')
+                else:
+                    print('| | Success.')
+                    result.append(sizeof_fmt(b))
+        except:
+            print('| | Failure.')
+    if result:
+        with open(chan + '/in', 'w') as fh:
+            fh.write('[' + '] ['.join(result) + ']\n')