diff --git a/bin/connect b/bin/connect
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index 7192a01..0000000
--- a/bin/connect
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-alias logdate=date +'%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S'
-
-cd "${1:-/home/happybot}"
-export PATH="$(pwd)/bin:$PATH"
-
-if test -e input; then rm input; fi
-if test -e /tmp/happybot; then rm -r /tmp/happybot; fi
-mkfifo input
-mkdir /tmp/happybot
-
-if hateweek/isnow; then
-    echo 'hatebot' > /tmp/happybot/nick;
-else
-    echo 'happybot' > /tmp/happybot/nick;
-fi
-
-tail -f input | while read -r line; do
-    printf '%s :%s %s\n' "$(logdate)" "$(cat /tmp/happybot/nick)" "$line" >> log.txt
-    printf '%s\n' "$line"
-done | openssl s_client -quiet -connect irc.freenode.net:6697 | while read -r line; do
-    printf '%s %s\n' "$(logdate)" "$line" >> log.txt
-    callirc "$line" &
-done
diff --git a/bin/hateweek/end b/bin/hateweek/end
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index d815d11..0000000
--- a/bin/hateweek/end
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-sed -i 's/0/1/' bin/hateweek/isnow
-raw 'NICK happybot'
-privmsg '#offtopia' 'Hate how hateweek is over!'
diff --git a/bin/hateweek/isnow b/bin/hateweek/isnow
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index 2bb8d86..0000000
--- a/bin/hateweek/isnow
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-exit 1
diff --git a/bin/hateweek/start b/bin/hateweek/start
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index 9980652..0000000
--- a/bin/hateweek/start
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-sed -i 's/1/0/' bin/hateweek/isnow
-raw 'NICK hatebot'
-privmsg '#offtopia' "Hateweek is here! Hate how it's only once a year!"
diff --git a/readme.md b/readme.md
index 224811c..553c426 100644
--- a/readme.md
+++ b/readme.md
@@ -1,40 +1,3 @@
-`input`:
-- The named pipe to talk as the bot.
+# happybot 2.0
 
-`bin/`:
-- `raw` - Sends `$1` to freenode.
-- `reply` - Uses env vars to send message `$@`.
-- `result` - Like reply, but does not prepend `nick:`.
-- `privmsg` - Sends privmsg to `$1`, with message `shift;$@`.
-- `notice` - Sends privmsg to `$1`, with message `shift;$@`.
-- `action` - Sends ctcp action to `$1`, with message `shift;$@`.
-- `ctcp` - Sends a ctcp query, returns the response.
-- `connect` - Connects to IRC, calls commands in `irc/`, listens to `input`,
-  and writes to log the file.
-- `hateweek/start` - Begins hateweek mode.
-- `hateweek/end` - Ends hateweek mode.
-- `hateweek/isnow` - Check to see if hateweek is now (returns 0 if now, 1 if
-  not now).
-
-`log.txt`:
-- The single file that has all of the logs.
-- Uses the IRC format with a timestamp prepended.
-
-`irc/`:
-- IRC commands are run as shell commands.
-- `bin/` is in their `PATH`.
-- Set up env vars before calling various functions.
-- Add data to log files if needed.
-
-Env vars:
-- `$acct`: NickServ account name, or `\*`.
-- `$nick`
-- `$cmd`
-- `$where`
-- `$msg`
-
-`/tmp/happybot/`:
-- directory for temporary information
-- `nick` - The bot's nick.
-- `acct` - Look up account name by nick.
-    - Either a directory, or a file.
+You've heard the rumors, you know it's been a long time in the making, and it's finally here! Happybot 2.0: Vaporware Edition.
diff --git a/sudoers b/sudoers
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index 32b56f2..0000000
--- a/sudoers
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-happybot ALL=(root) NOPASSWD: /sbin/rc-service happybot