happybot/hhcdlog.sh
zgrep 8b6c9697e0 The happybot revolves around the Earth.
The Earth revolves around the God.
The God gives you a world full of viral diseases.
You curse God.
You revolve around God.
God revolves around a door.
The door opens.
This is going nowhere, you can stop reading now.

I said you could stop.

Okay, that's it, I'm really ending it now.
2018-08-14 03:24:50 -04:00

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#!/bin/sh
happy=':-*D|=D|(|։|܃|܄||||||׃|˸|||ː||⠨|⡁|⠅)(ᴅ|||𝐃|𝐷|𝑫|𝒟|𝓓|𝔇|𝔻|𝕯|𝖣|𝗗|𝘋|𝘿|𝙳|||||ᴰ|Ɖ|Ð|⫐|𐌃|Ɒ)'
tail -n 200 "/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/irc.freenode.net/##:d/out" | awk '{if($3=="-!-")gsub(/\([^)]+\)/,"");if(/^\S+ \S+ \S+ :D$/){}else if(/'"$happy"'/){sub(/>.*/, "> [REDACTED: NON-CONFORMANT]")}else{sub(/>.*/, "> [REDACTED: NON-HAPPY]")};print}'