#!/usr/bin/env sh
nick="happybot"
if [ -e '/home/zgrep/offtopiabday/hateweekfile' ]; then
nick="hatebot";
fi;
ii/ii -i ~/offtopiabday -s irc.freenode.net -p 6667 -n "$nick" -f 'Happy birthday! By which I mean existential crisis.'