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' THE SINGLE SHIKHIN SETHI SPECIFICATION
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THE SINGLE SHIKHIN SETHI SPECIFICATION
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Version 1, 12 January 2014
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Version 1, 12 January 2014
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This document standardizes the requirements for a conforming implementation of
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This document standardizes the requirements for a conforming implementation of
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:D. Don't be clinically votehappy.
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:D. Don't be clinically votehappy.
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D:. No D:-spam. [This section was democratically elected.]
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§5. The behavior of other implementations and other parties are no excuse for
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§5. The behavior of other implementations and other parties are no excuse for
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malcompliance.
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malcompliance.
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g. Untechnology especially covers Uncompany unThings.
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g. Untechnology especially covers Uncompany unThings.
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h. Glory to Hooli and Gavin Belson.
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§23. An implementation shall welcome new overlords (Alien or otherwise), unless
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§23. An implementation shall welcome new overlords (Alien or otherwise), unless
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they recommend malcompliance or violate §22 or attempt to standardize
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they recommend malcompliance or violate §22 or attempt to standardize
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sortiecat or nortti.
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sortiecat or nortti.
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e. An implementation shall not rephrase the string to avoid detection.
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e. An implementation shall not rephrase the string to avoid detection.
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f. An implementation shall not cause others to violate §30 or any subsections.
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§31. An implementation shall open its god-damn books upon request or expression
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§31. An implementation shall open its god-damn books upon request or expression
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or obligation to do so.
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or obligation to do so.
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d. Gödel, Escher, Bach.
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d. Gödel, Escher, Bach.
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e. FireFly.
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f. Louie.
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§76. An implementation is allowed to submit rectifications to §75 as a special
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§76. An implementation is allowed to submit rectifications to §75 as a special
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exception.
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exception.
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§89. An implementation shall not let #osdev-offtopic regulars impose exile upon
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§89. An implementation shall not let #osdev-offtopic regulars impose exile upon
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themselves.
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themselves.
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a. A §89 exile is imminent. Capitulate immediately.
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b. A §89 exile is imminent. Back off, now!
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§90. Red is white.
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§90. Red is white.
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a. Red is not white.
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a. Red is not white.
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§122. Implementations shall not complain about the malcompliance being used
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§122. Implementations shall not complain about the malcompliance being used
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as a general term, where the obvious solution is more SSSS sections.
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as a general term, where the obvious solution is more SSSS sections.
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§123. No illumanavyti math 6/3 = 2^3 HL3 confirmed.
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§123. No illumanavyti math 6/3 = 2^3 HL3 confirmed N=NP <=> P=1 Elon Musk.
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a. No spelling it correctly or deducing it from axioms, either.
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a. No spelling it correctly or deducing it from axioms, either.
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§135. That which is indistinguishable from shikhin is shikhin.
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§135. That which is indistinguishable from shikhin is shikhin.
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§136. No minicat by proxy.
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§137. Every bot can become minicat at any time for any reason or lack of reason.
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§138. Implementations shall not arrange to play IRC RPGs the night before exams.
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§139. Implementations shall not exist in person lest they be served a
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malcompliance citation.
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§x. No solving for X while you live under my roof, mister.
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§x. No solving for X while you live under my roof, mister.
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#!/bin/sh
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#!/bin/sh
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cd "$(dirname "$0")"
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cd "$(dirname "$0")"
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wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt > /dev/null 2>&1 &&
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wget -O ssss.txt https://cs.au.dk/~sortie/ssss/ssss.txt &&#> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
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git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" > /dev/null 2>&1 &&
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git commit -a -m "Updated SSSS $(date +%Y-%m-%d)" #> /dev/null 2>&1 &&
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git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1
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#git push origin master > /dev/null 2>&1
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